(Source: andercriss)

You also have a pizza.

(Source: drtessarosetorres)

faberryagainsthumanity:

THIS IS THE MOST RACHEL BERRY THING, OH MY GOD.

gleeks in 2009 and gleeks now

(Source: michellie-tgp)

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

(Source: catonthebeach)

tastefullyoffensive:

[@drewtoothpaste]

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(Source: 9fail)

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

colferinspired:

jwmelmoth:

I just have to reblog this again. ROFLMAO

(Source: letslosesomeheads)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)

soap-eater:

sister-of-no-mercy:

man remember when i threw up on a magazine rack

~*~euqaityly~*~

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